Sunday, January 23, 2011

Quote of the Day: Freidric Nietzsche

"Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent."


If there is one subject I am well acquainted with it is "women." I was raised by one, grew up with too many to count, made friends with several, worked with many, lusted and chased after a few, had my heart broken by a couple, broke a few of their hearts myself, dated a few, and eventually married one. I must be a slow learner because even with all that exposure it took me almost thirty-two years to realize just how unfair life is to the female of the species.

It's sad but true but so much of woman's place in life and personal happiness can be directly traced back to the man she chooses to attempt to romantically attach herself to. (No, the purpose of this post is not to say that all the chicks who turned me down made a huge mistake. I mean it's true but that's not my point today.) Lately, I have just noticed that all the women I know have very different lives because they either married or want to marry very different types of men. So much can be explained by the men in their lives that it's really quite disturbing: geographical location, household income, social circles, religion (sometimes), emotional health, number of children, career paths, and almost anything else you can think of. Obviously, I am generalizing here but I think my observation holds true a majority of the time. I don't care where you fall on the independent\feminist scale either. I know plenty of smart, successful, "liberated" women who yoke themselves to misery by having and indulging a horrible taste in men. The whole thing is really not fair.

Man, I hope I never have daughters because that's too much responsibility. Now I know why men are so worried about what kind of men their daughters end up marrying. If I ever do have one, I will buy a shotgun for the sole purpose of cleaning it at opportune moments.

Anyway, it's just something I have been thinking about lately and I also thought it would be fun to herald my return to blogging with a controversial post.



On a related note, I am not too sure I am happy with being a man either this weekend because it means I feel responsible for ridding our house of the pestilence that has invaded it. We have a mouse living in the walls of our house right next to our bed. The good thing is it's only one and he hasn't gotten into our food yet. The bad thing is we can't get to him because he lives inside the wall itself and we can't find his hole. We can't put poison in the wall because then we would have to deal with a corpse. (We are not messing around with any non-lethal options because I learned my wife is not a rodent fan - to put it mildy.) We have put traps all over the place to no avail. Stacey finally just came up with a plan that's just crazy enough to work. We are going to took off the faceplate of one of the electrical sockets in our spare bedroom, shut the door, put food and traps all over the place, and wait.

5 comments:

  1. Nice musings about women. Thanks for sympathizing with us.

    My parents had a mouse/rat/bird in their wall and my step-dad ended up having to cut a big hole to get it out, just fyi.

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  2. I hope your return to blogging is not a fleeting thing. It's hard for me to go a whole month, reading the same post over and over. I am curious to know how the mouse caper turns out.

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  3. No matter what you think, there is never just ONE mouse. When I see one, I put those old fashioned snap traps everywhere. I use cheese topped with peanut butter as bait.
    As for your thoughts on womanhood...thanks for trying. :)

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  4. Wait... what? Collin, have you read the book of Proverbs? It's filled with great advice about what kinds of women NOT to marry, because a bad woman will make you poor, make you sad, and eventually kill you. Door swings both ways, dude!

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  5. Speaking from my experiences I have to say I agree with your stance on how a woman's life ends up based on the man she chooses. For good or bad. I'm sure you remember some of my rants.
    BTW Brent & I had a baby girl, Zoey on December 1st.
    --Becca C.

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