Quote of the Day: Oscar Wilde

"Only the shallow know themselves."

It must be "National Yell Like A Crazy Person Day" because I ran into three people doing that this morning and, boy, were they angry.

When I walked up to the bus stop, I found a guy yelling, "Get the Hell out of here. I mean it." There was no one around but me and he wasn't yelling at me. In fact, He was quite happy to see me. We even had a little conversation when he he asked me for the time.

"4:55AM."

"Really? It's so light I thought it was 7. Man, the days are getting long."

"I know. Pretty soon. It'll be the longest day of the year."

"Since when did they change it from June 21st? F---ing liar."

After that, Old Man River and I didn't talk a whole lot.